Saturday, December 13, 2008

Bubble Bobble is so cool.

Ah, Christmas

So today we set out to make Christmas cookies for a party and while wandering trader joes collecting delicious comfort food for my sick self, discovered $2.29 boxes of pfeffernuse. Immediately my husband and I were struck with a marvelous idea: we will buy these, pretend we made them and then sit around eating food, playing video games and watching movies. I am okay with this. What kind of schmuck am I to slave away in the kitchen when I can just buy $2.29 cookies pre-made. Ah, now I will go sit on my ass and relax.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

My dog loves me

That is why he lets me put terrible Christmas sweaters on him



Tuesday, December 2, 2008

CHRISTMAS!!!

I LOVE christmas soooooo much! Not that jesus business, the wonderful pop musical-materialistic-Christmas lights and trees sort of Christmas. That is my christmas. My house looks like it vomited Christmas crap all over and everywhere I go i am followed by the jingle bells and Bing Crosby sounds of my Christmas and I love Santa and cookies and getting nice and fat. I love making lots of presents and sending out cards. I love talking to my little preschoolers about Santa and dancing and singing to jingle bells with them. I love every Christmas song, even really old ones, those are best, even the new stupid ones, they still make me smile. I love all of the Christmas movies, even crappy ones Home Alone and a Shrek Christmas, I love those ones too. I love wearing holly pins and ornament earings and ugly sweaters. I love drinking egg nog and other holiday alcoholic beverages while singing full volume on the streets. I love buying lots more Christmas stuff every year despite the lack of storage space. I love seeing my friends and family on Christmas. I love Christmas parties. I love the warmth of houses and the fuzzy drunk happiness I feel at these parties. I love Christmas more than summer. I love Christmas better than all the holidays. I love that when I have children they will love how I always loved Christmas so much. I love how my mom loves Christmas so much and my happiest memories of Christmas are because of her. I love that my best friend loves Christmas so much and the Mariah Carey album like me. I love how my husband loves Christmas so much and how he thinks I am so cute and special because I light up so much around this time. I love that I might get on everyones nerve because I love Christmas so much and wish everyone can be as happy as me because of all this fun stuff. Yay for Christmas! It is here again and I am so happy and will have cristmas oozing out of my pours all month, get ready!

Monday, December 1, 2008

Things we all need to know

just in case you ever need to survive in the wild . . . er . . . a hotel room. because if you know me at all, you know that ironing bacon is probably number one on my list of things I must try in this lifetime. Not. Even. Kidding.